One day on the road on the English countryside,
a clergyman happened to meet Plague.
'Where are you bound?' asked Clergyman.
'To, London,' responded Plague, 'to kill a thousand.'
They chatted a few moments longer, then parted.
Some months later they chanced to meet again, and the Clergyman inquired,
'As I recall, you were going to kill a thousand.
How is it that two thousand died?'
'Ah, yes,' replied Plague.
'I killed but a thousand. Fear killed the rest.'